Tireman Dan
Title Submitted By: Brandon Paris
Genre: Rockabilly Ska?
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Tireman Dan Lyrics
Tireman Dan
He’s a short little man
With a temper like fire
And a tire iron
Don’t make him mad
Tireman Dan
Tells you to wait in the lobby
Smells like rubber and oil
And bubblegum and baked bean candy
Ooh, whatcha gonna do
His beady little eyes are lookin’ at you
Oooh watcha gonna say
To Tireman Dan today
Tireman Dan
Charges you five grand
To calibrate your clock
And tune your locks
Just because he can
Tireman Dan
He’s in love with your mom
Gives her discount tune ups
Free rotations, and shuttles her home
Ooh watcha gonna do
His beady little eyes are lookin’ at you
Oooh watcha gonna say
To Tireman Dan today
{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
Man, this would be great with a real horn section
That’s hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff?!
I’m telling you. This is why I count Weird Al as one of my influences.